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durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

(Source: cartoonpolitics)

Posted 13 hours ago

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

Then what does Death give in return

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

Posted 13 hours ago
waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Beautiful.

Posted 13 hours ago
  1. me: *owns 264 unread books*
  2. me: *buys 17 new books*
  3. me: *rereads harry potter*
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vitium:

I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL

(Source: takemeto-pariss)

Posted 15 hours ago

djsckatzen:

alycs:

djsckatzen:

okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why

like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but

just for a moment

my brain was like

hey. hey bro. you thirsty right? drink that

Thats horrible, you could have dyed

you are one motherfucker

(Source: djscorpioncock)

Posted 16 hours ago

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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