Posted 6 hours ago

I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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Posted 6 hours ago

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

Posted 6 hours ago
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urrectum:

I can’t stop laughing at this fucking gif.

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Posted 7 hours ago

bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum)

Posted 7 hours ago

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

Posted 7 hours ago

joutei:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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Posted 7 hours ago
Happy Birthday to the gloriously talented Emma Thompson! (4.15.59)

(Source: lisaedelstein)

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tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg)